Enrica was born in Padua in an unspecified year somewhere between the beginning and the end of the 1980's. In spite of this, any time she has taken one of those "Are You a Child of the ‘80's?" tests, her score has always been extremely low, recognizing among 80's icons practically only Rubrik'c cube, which she never mastered in any case. She had a magnificent childhood during which she managed to make all the hottest hunks in her nursery school fall in love with her, although her star began to fade mid-way through elementarry school when, due to a serious and still today mysterious illness, she began to lose her baby teeth much later than her classmates (not getting the last of her permanent teeth in until the age of 15, with predictable consequences on her attempts at striking up a romantic relationship). She spent her high school years studying the classics in the sole company of girlfriends with serious eating disorders, and thus, self-esteem issues. As many studies have shown, the two things are stricted correlated. She fell in love with the cutest guy in school, who never even looked at her throughout the five-year program and was the only girl in her class to get good grades in Conduct for three years running, and she still has no idea how she managed it.
She decided early on to become an actress, even if everyone advised her not to, because of her teeth.
She got her diploma at 19 and left the Venetian city for Rome, improbable protagonist of an ante-litteram reality show in which eight young girls are closed in a house and spied on, during which time she careens dangerously towards homosexuality.
Once this problemm had been solved, although that of her big teeth remained, she was accepted, once agian without understanding how, to the Experimental Center for Filmmaking, where, unjustifiably and unbeknownst to herself, she is achieves the reputation of "school slut" or "Who? That girl I'd like to beat the crap out of all day long and then some?!?"
She became friends with the most hated boy in school, but nothing more.
In the years that followed she worked as an actress in various productions in which she nearly always played the girlfriend of some colored boy who comes to a bad end, or else the school slut that everyone wants to beat the crap out of . Often the two roles coincide.
She is still incapable of using Microsoft Office, so how she was able to compose this page remains a mystery.
